FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young GUTTER TRAMP named SIGFRIED. He was WHATEVER SINGING in the GLISTENING forest when he met BEAUTIFUL FRED, a run-away BITCH OFFICE MAVEN from the GLORIOUS Queen JAMIE.

SIGFRIED could see that BEAUTIFUL FRED was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his STRIPED POPCORN. BEAUTIFUL FRED was thankful for SIGFRIED's POPCORN, so he told SIGFRIED a very GLITTERY story about Queen JAMIE's daughter SONYA. How her mother, the GLORIOUS Queen JAMIE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic UNICORN, because SONYA was so JOYFUL.

SIGFRIED RAN. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL FRED the BITCH OFFICE MAVEN that he would save the JOYFUL SONYA. He would DANCES the UNICORN, and take SONYA far away from her eveil mother, the GLORIOUS Queen JAMIE, and BELIEVES her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUZZY THUNDERSTORM and BEAUTIFUL FRED the BITCH OFFICE MAVEN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic UNICORN from his story. GLORIOUS Queen JAMIE SCREAMED out from behind a PAPER CLIP and struck SIGFRIED dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a GLUG.

THE END.

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I am 42% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

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I am 51% Emo

Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater.

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Okay, well, so today (tonite) i found this site coz I was surfing around and all these sites kept saying "blog" and I had no friggin clue what that was. So I followed the link and signd up for this little number you see and lo and behold I still dunno what the hell it is!

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