OOHhh! I love Uncle Kracker! Thank you sosososo much for remaking "Drift Away"! I remember that song from when I was like 14 and I used to go to the roller skating rink every Friday night.. religiously. They had this repetoire of the same songs that they played ever time and that was one of my favourites. I'm so glad they did a good remake of it coz now it'll be all over the radio again! Yeah!

SO I'm sittin here at me friend's puter tryin to decide if I will go out or stay home...... See, I haven't been going out for like the last 3 wks. since I realized that I seem to go out just to wait to see if someone is going to notice me or talk to me or dance with me and I thought "this is completely retarded! Why do this to myself?!?!" and so I haven't been going. I mean I was usually hanging out with my girls anyway and then I'd leave to go out to the bar and then sit there depressed coz I was all alone.... what the hell is the sense in that?!??!!?!? SO now if I'm having a perfectly good time I just stay where I am and go on about the business of having my time! And here I sit... I really was looking forward to going out but now that I'm here with my friends I dunno if I'm gonna leave at all..... not like I'm really missing anything anyway I s'pose... Hanging out at the bar's not much fun when ur friends don't show up and you're not there to get fucked up...

so you want to be a writer?
Charles Bukowski


if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don't do it.
if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don't do it.
if you're doing it for money or
fame,
don't do it.
if you're doing it because you want
women in your bed,
don't do it.
if you have to sit there and
rewrite it again and again,
don't do it.
if it's hard work just thinking about doing it,
don't do it.
if you're trying to write like somebody
else,
forget about it.


if you have to wait for it to roar out of
you,
then wait patiently.
if it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

if you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or to anybody at all,
you're not ready.

don't be like so many writers,
don't be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
don't be dull and boring and
pretentious, don't be consumed with self-
love.
the libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to
sleep
over your kind.
don't add to that.
don't do it.
unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don't do it.
unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don't do it.

when it is truly time,
and if you have been chosen,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

there is no other way.

and there never was.

Goddess, I swear! Today was the lousiest day I've had in a while at work. None of my farking machines wanted to work and half the customers were grumpy, plus they sent me on break early and I missed some of my favourite "regulars".

Cute Flirt


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I'm not really that surprised... I'm a button!

Tinkerbell


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Okay, if you don't already know you probably haven't been paying very close attention, but I have a massive obsession with Orlando Bloom. I'm on a yahoogroup about him (actually, I'm on a couple) and I found this site on "Becoming Orlando Bloom" and it's the fucking funniest thing I've seen in days!

Fuckable:

1. Orlando Bloom
2. Tobey Maguire
3. Elijah Wood
4. Robert Redford
5. Alan Cumming
6. Matthew McConaughey
7. Heath Ledger
8. Justin Timberlake
9. Angelina Jolie
10. John Cusack
11. Nicole Kidman
12. Julia Stiles
13. Winona Ryder
14. Johnny Depp
15. Freddie Prinze Jr.
16. Josh Hartnett
17. Viggo Mortensen
18. Tom Welling
19. Michael Rosenbaum
20. Fairuza Balk
21. James Van Der Beek
22. Benjamin Bratt23. Julia Roberts
24. Sandra Bullock
25. Harry Connick Jr.
26. Seth Green
27. Vin Diesel
28. Paul Walker
29. Ja Rule
30. Hugh Jackman
31. Ashley Judd
32. Ewan McGregor
33. Christian Bale
34. Edward Norton
35. Edward Furlong
36. Stewart Townsend
37. Keanu Reeves
38. Colin Farrell
39. Scott Caan
40. Gabriel Macht
41. Owen Wilson
42. Luke Wilson
43. Shanynn Sossamon
44. Jennifer Lopez
45. Uma Thurman
46. Mekhi Pfifer
47. Cameron Diaz
48. Christian Slater
49. Cristina Ricci
50. Paul Bettany
51. James Purefoy
52. Alan Tudyk
53. Kevin Spacey

"My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe he will buy me a diamond next time".




"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared."

- Buddha

I have always been fascinated by optical illusions. But I hate those damn pictures where you're supposed to stare at the fucking thing and cross your eyes a certain way to make the picture underneath appear. I think in 24 years, I've maybe seen one.

You have to wonder sometimes at whether or not really stupid people have any clue that they're that stupid.....


SHEBONICS

QUOTE OF THE MONTH
"Do you acknowledge who you are even if people don't like you for it? Even if people say, 'That's so lame'? Should I pretend to be cool so that you will approve of me? After I had my kid, the revelation I had was, life is incredibly short. I like who I am. And I'm just gonna like what I like and go for what I want to go for. It's simple. " Liz Phair in Entertainment Weekly

I love finding beautifull new artists. They're best when you can almost feel the beauty of their spirit pouring out thru the page (or screen).


Female Advice

If you want someone who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
simply over the joy of seeing you
buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front
of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
buy a dog.

If you want someone to scare away burglars,
without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers
the lives of your family and all the neighbors
buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next to you
and watch a romantic movie
buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet and whom you can
push off if he snores
buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
with tits or without, who acts as if every word you say
is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally,
perpetually
buy a dog.

But on the other hand If you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,

Then my friend

Buy a cat.
(Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental)

Are you a match for my beloved Orli?

I got:
physical 99%
emotional 43%
intellectual 72%

total 72%


But what do they know- he'd love me of course!