My boyfriend is a fucker. He ate my cookies without even asking me ate the whole damn package of cookies without leaving me even one and so I hate him.

On the other hand, I think I'm hooked on the Sharon Osbourne show. It's entirely different from any other talk show. She sits beside her guests on a big cushy couch and she's so sweet and adorable (how did she EVER end up with Ozzy?!?!?!) and I just love her show. She just talks to the guests about whatever like they're old friends who dropped by for coffee and just happen to be in front of a studio audience. I adore!!